I want to tell you about

- how I spurted coffee onto my new pink shirt
- why there is no one of your same name working at my bank
- the joke I overheard on the elevator
- how I lost and orange
- the song I heard on the radio
- my weird dream last night
- how I entered a FULL male toilet
- the way everyone was wearing a purple shirt when I wore one
- my tie which had the name of another bank on it
- how I finished the crossword puzzle given in work training first
- someone admiring my photos placed on my cubicle wall
- the new name I thought of for my baby boy when he comes
- the new computer I will be getting at work
- how I knew all the answers to the quiz on the radio
- how I was participating in a huge deal at work
- what I did (a whole lot) at work
- how my shoe lost a stud
- my photocopier at work which staples
- the bird that pooped at the office window
- my theory on why there are traffic jams
- the lion dance at my floor on Friday
- the Egyptian girls promoting the staff dinner
- free champagne and almond cookies at work
- the traffic situation I faced today when I took a new route
- my shattered ambitions
- the song I plan to sing in my internet debut
- the important phone calls I made to clients today and how impressed they were
- EPF application which is a difficult process
- the diamond earrings someone received as a farewell gift
- my new soundcard
- the very dumb but funny comment you made the other day
- the cake crumb underneath my fridge
- how broke I am
- my lunch consisting of 2 buns
- my other lunch consisting of tofu and vegetables
- my Japanese and Korean counterparts at the office
- my unpaid January wages
- the way I pretend to be rich and foreign at the hotel where I park
- how HOT it is in the city
- how the air conditioning broke down and leaked all over the carpets
- my new bolster
- the funny coincidence yesterday night
- the book I am reading in the toilet
- the 2 hours I spent cleaning up on Saturday night (OcD)
- the third McDull movie
- how I am perpetually tired in the mornings without work
- how I got asked to play squash for the bank
- the letter I wrote on Sunday
- how I watched no tv this week
- the huge increment other staff enjoyed
- the car I am going to buy in March
- my cool contact lenses
- JoYo
- why I am staying up late to write this tonight although I am exhausted
- how much I need a hug
- how stupid I am

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