Why it was a bad day.

1. Car would not start
2. A car got into an accident and exploded ten feet away from me.
3. I left my drawer keys at home so could not use the computer.
4. A tonne of work to be done AND looming.
5. Got scolded for doing something not wrong.
6. No coffee to drink.
7. Rain while I was walking to the car.
8. Parked wrong place and paid RM 38.
9. Rain caused super duper ultra mega fantastic jam.
10. Sad.

Why it was not such a bad day. ( This is me trying to be adult and look at things on a brighter side )

1. Used another car.
2. I did not get into an accident and explode.
3. Do less work due to no computer.
4. Have a job and am employed.
5. Learnt how to do things better.
6. No coffee = no sugar intake = less calories.
7. Walked faster. Burnt more calories.
8. Car was shielded from rain.
9. Quality time with myself.
10. Am not dead.

Why work is a lot like school.

1. Wake up at 6 am and brave the jam.
2. People talk like crazy after a long holiday.
3. Compare new handphones.
4. Bring food in boxes to share.
5. Go to lunch together in a bunch.
6. Bunch of silly girls gigging.
7. Bunch of men making dirty jokes.
8. Everyone complains about how hot the weather is and no money.
9. Time in between work to gossip and chat.
10. Lots of homework.

Moral of the story is :

1.Never ever wish you were adult. It just gives you more problems.
2.Life sucks.
3.A hot bath is all you need to fall asleep at night.
4.You do not have to eat when you are busy working.
5.Life does NOT get better.

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