It is ridiculous enough that one has the 'extra arm syndrome' when sleeping, but these past few nights, I have been suffering from the 'stick out ear' syndrom. Honestly, I do declare that my ears have been growing in size, and if not, at the very least they are sticking out more and more such that I have trouble sleeping on them. Whatever happened to the good old days when all one had to do was to lie them flat and put one's head down ? Now it seems as if I must coax the ear to listen as I say, and lie down gently but quickly before it springs up again.......the frustration of it all makes one wonder if one should not just get a little trim, after all, the little triangular ears of the poodle to seem cute do they not ? But I suppose triangles would not really be feasible if had to listen out of, as most poodles seen so far have been surprisingly deaf.....

I also believe that to have any real success at keeping the weight off, I must stop studying. Every time I have exams, it is as if there is this huge worm or baby inside of me, clamouring to be fed, after which they selfishly refuse to absorb the nutrients and instead pack it up in my storage compartments instead. I feel that it is totally unfair of them not to help out more and I should kick them out soon, although the manner of kicking has not been decided yet as it would be rather stupid if one were caught in the act of kicking one's own body and had to explain was trying to get worm (or baby) out of self...in any case, have not thought of where worm (or baby) would be expelled and that would be rather revolting anyway.. but can just imagine self then being offered a part in Aliens 15...and thereafter being known as 'alien bearing freak' whereupon would be able to sue for millions for emotional torture and live happily ever after...

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