Switch On. Life has been rather surreal lately, and most of if not all of life revolves around the TV. All hail the greatest invention of all time !!!

Flick. Channel hopping being the greatest finger sport activity of all time !! Watching 6 channels at one time requires great skill, precision and dexterity. What a way to spend Sunday in bed. They showed Project Runway : Reunion and Finale. For both the first 2 seasons. If you hear laughing from inside Room 1315, that should be me.

Flick. So I was eating breakfast and then I saw the waffles. Yum. No syrup of course, and just a little jam. Fruit juice is good.

Flick. House is watchable even for the 4th time in your life, 3rd time in a week. So what if you have memorised it. Trollz is a pretty decent Sunday morning cartoon, because they have really nice hair.

Flick. The fruit is pretty good too, usually it is just pineapple and watermelon. Today we actually have some honeydew, papaya and banana. Quite an interesting and good variety. Ooh. Pretty full in the dining room today.

Flick. So I have decided to go shopping today. Who says that shopping is not a sport ! It is too. Have decided to pop into the internet cafe first. Dang. There must be a million kids here. There is even a line waiting. Better go upstairs first.

Flick. There is this new cartoon. Weird. Reminds me of Captain Planet with the 5 fairies representing Water, Air, Fire, Earth and Heart. But it is something different. Hmph. Disney is showing Suite Life again. Getting boring. Too bad will not be around to catch Hannah Montana.

Flick. Omelette or Hard Boiled ? Omelette or Hard Boiled ? Omelette it is. Yum.

Flick. Now this is nice, but so is this, and so is this. Gosh, I should have come here more often so I could really look through this properly. Since the first time I came, and gotten crazy, I decided to avoid this place until the last weekend so I would be calmer and not try to buy everything. But now I wish I had the time to try everything. OK, this, this and this...and this... Where is the fitting room ?

Flick. Come to think of it. It is CSI Supreme Sunday. Ooh, so that was how it started. Come to think of it, how come they are re-showing Come to Dine with Me again ? Hmm at least now I know that it was the bitchy Jen? that gave Chris a 1 !! OMG. Talk about competitive ! How can you give someone a 1 on a scale of 10 ? That is plain rude !!

Flick. Tomato rice is pretty bad, compared to the egg fried rice but the noodles are not bad. Still have not touched the pastries since the first day, and do not thin will be trying them now. Looks pretty dry.

Flick. I LOVE THEM ALL !! How can I choose ? This purple one will be different, since I do not think I have anything actually in purple. I like this design, but should I get the one in white, black or blue ? This will look great with my new pants ! Ooh, love the logo, but is the look that I want. OK, this is officially a crisis !! Code Red. We have walked into the store which requires us to buy everything !!

Flick. I swear. With the amount of re-showings, it is as if ASTRO thinks that normal humans DO NOT have time to watch TV on weekdays ! There are no new episodes on weekends ?? Why ? Why? This is so unfair to people like me who have to sit through these re-runs ! I protest ! Even though I do not actually have ASTRO.

Flick. Baked Beans. Avoid. Potato Wedges. Looks oily and cold, Avoid. Turkey ham, avoid till the next batch. Corned Beef, AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE.

Flick. OK, have tried on 34 pieces. Breathe in. Breathe in. Breathe in. Breathe in. Will take this and only this. After paying must tiptoe out to avoid letting salespeople know am only taking one. But focus. Self discipline. Focus. Self discipline. Think of exploding wardrobe at home. Think of clothes bought and unworn. Focus. Pay. Breathe in. Do not look around any more. Now, step out and do not look back. DO NOT LOOK BACK !!! ARGHHH

Flick. TV will be the death of me. Maybe I will go out for a walk after all.

Flick. Ah, juice is finished. I shall proceed to leave the dining room.

Flick. OK. 1 top, 1 pant. Good moderation. Good self control. Now try to leave the chocolate shop with just as much self discipline. Step out. Stop looking at the Crispy Chocolate Coated Creme Coconut Chips. Stop. Breathe In. Breathe In. Breathe In !!! Run towards the hotel !! Away from shopping.

Switch Off.

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