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Thursday, March 01, 2007

I was just commenting on NiqBear's blog and it seriously went out of control !

I typed a comment and my brain was filled with gazillions of images and ideas and I just could not stop typing and I wrote so many words in like 5 minutes. Basically she was saying that she needed a website with articles on a certain subject for her studies and was choosing between ice cream and something about boyfriend training. One thing led to another and soon I was typing like a madmen.

Below is a copy of what I commented. Forgive any spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes, punctuation, but you could really see that I was very excited about the idea and typed it out really fast !

" I think you should have the boyfriend training site..but not really bf training but something else more scintillating....like Absolute Transformation Guide or What A Girl Wants…… or or or something…not feeling really creative..about the name at the moment..

But I am imagining a very chick-lit type of style and site deco…and you can have sooo many interesting angles to have articles on. There can be serious ones as well as all those surveys and interviews that you can do on “real live boyfriends” and even an agony/advice column… and like “10 things you need to change, or 10 things you cant change or 10 tricks to make him change.” Things like that… hehe

And have like squiggles and curly deco on the site…with sprinkles, because after all, it should have a feel of like a slumber party discussion. There can even be awards for best advice…or tips and tricks… and links to gifts that girls would like their bf to give them

But, you want to guys to visit this place too right ?!? and what would be better than to give them tips as well on how to be the ‘perfect’ boyfriend… Then you could have like the guys section where everything is less girly but more catered for them to ‘learn’ with like ‘ First Date-101’ or ‘Meeting the Parents-101’ and you could for example link those gift links over to the guys section…

Oooooooo and even have like suggestions from the girls…

Like “latest cool places for a dinner” or latest brands/shops that a girl would like..things like that. Good ideas for holidays, short trips would also be good.

With these suggestions, girls will not even have to worry about getting plastic ducks or photo frames for those special occasions but will be receiving things that they would really like for example rings, necklaces, bags…you know..whatever you suggest to the guys !?!?!?!? because with this site you could even show the guys for example, the name of the bag, the brand, where to buy, prices, and so on !! guys would kill for that..it saves so much time for thinking about the gift? ?!?!!

And then flower shops in an area…or gift wrapping places in an area……. So many ideas for advertisements !!And this site would totally also get advertisement revenue from like matchmaking/dating sites as well as other gift/clothing/new restaurants ? and then you could ask them for prizes like maybe meal vouchers and coupons to give out as gifts to your readers ? or contributors ? or contest winners ??

Then of course you have a place where people can write in and say how this site has changed their lives or got people hooked up and made a real difference in their lives !! how fantastic is that…!

It is totally such a win-win situation for everyone ? Guys get advice and make their girls happy , The girls get to have well-trained boyfriends…and obviously will feel so much happier for it…and you get to have a H1 as well as a career AS well as revenue ! and fame ???? if it really gets big .. – OPRAH !!!!! ?

And that’s when you can appear of more tv shows or newspapers and magazines..because WHO isn’t into feminism and girl power and all that now ?

It would be almost like a Girl’s Eye for the Straight Guy.

And you could even win a Nobel Peace Prize for all the goodwill on Earth that will occur because your site will cause so much less trouble, stress and problems for relationships between men and women !!!! Which is like everyone on earth ! instead of just between Bosnians and Serbs or..black and white……..!!!

Hmmm. I reckon I should just quit my job and do this. "

See how crazy I was ????

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